Friday, December 19, 2008
Here's a money saving tip
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Lessons in Life...From an old GarageGuy
Sorry for the long delay between posts.
I am always on the look out for stories that illustrate my way of looking at life. Here's one:
We all know a guy like my customer Jim. You tell him that you just put in a new above-ground pool at your house and he tells you about his new 20 x 50 in-ground job. If he happens to be around when another customer is asking about a set of new tires, Jim will be sure to put his two cents in about the kind of tires HE just bought (and not from my shop either!) Jim is always smarter or one better than you are. He just can't help himself.
My friend Gary owns the local hardware store and I heard this story from him.
Jim happened to go into Gary's hardware store recently asking about how to get rid of a mouse in his basement. Gary is the nicest guy in the world but being this was Jim he couldn't help himself.
OK Jim, do you know if you have a male or a female mouse?
Why, no I don't, says Jim, Why?
Well, we use different methods to catch a mouse depending upon its sex.
By this time, Gary can hardly keep it in and excuses himself to the back room where he can let out a guffaw. He picks up two standard mouse traps off the rack and sprays one of them with the air freshener from the bathroom...then he returns to the counter with the traps
Here, Jim. Smell 'em.
Jim smells the identical mouse traps.
Notice anything? Says Gary.
Well, one of them has a perfumey smell and the other one just smells like wood.
That's right, Jim. Use the perfumey one if you have a female mouse. Use the wood one if it's a male.
Jim, thought about it for a minute and said "Boy, you better give me both of 'em"
Gary took the money, put the "female" and "male" mouse traps in a bag. Then quickly excused himself to guffaw into a towel in the back room.
There's a lesson here but I can't put my finger on it--if any reader wants to take a shot at it, write me back.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
New Blond Joke
The blond came home and found the front door ajar and upon looking inside her
home it had been obviuosly ransacked. Fearfull the the intruder might still be on
the inside she did not enter and called the police. When the police dispatcher put
out the call the nearest patrol car was a K-9 unit, so he responded. When the
officer pulled up and got out of his patrol car with his dog the blond replied
O GREAT my home has been robbed and they send me a blind cop!
Monday, April 7, 2008
Be careful of insurance quotes!
we both know a mutual acquaintance, can I give you a competitive quote on your
garage liability insurance. Of course I said yes. When the quote came it was quoted
with only 3 employees when the agent knew there are 12 employees. If I did not
research the quote I would have considered changing agents. So a word to the wise
like always some things are not as they appear.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
How to pick a repair shop, 12 guide lines
regular business hours
2-Professional shop, it may be older and worn but it must be clean, neat and most
important organized. Todays debris on the floor is o.k. but not yesterdays or even worse
last weeks. All employee's must be in uniform, clean neat and fresh.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
New Entry
Friday, February 22, 2008
Introductions
My facility has 5 bays. We have modern and up to date equipment. Don't look in the corners or the attic, we have the USELESS headlight aimers and scuff gauge like everyone else who's been around a few thousand years. We also have technicians who are sent for continuing education to keep up with technology to keep the alligators to a minimum, which by the way only works sometimes. I guess that makes it like alldata, which my guys have called it on more than one occasion somedata
Please don't hesitate to email me with questions or comments, I look forward to them.
