New Blond Joke

The blond came home and found the front door ajar and upon looking inside her
home it had been obviuosly ransacked. Fearfull the the intruder might still be on
the inside she did not enter and called the police. When the police dispatcher put
out the call the nearest patrol car was a K-9 unit, so he responded. When the
officer pulled up and got out of his patrol car with his dog the blond replied
O GREAT my home has been robbed and they send me a blind cop!

Be careful of insurance quotes!

Recent experience that happened here, a normal situation of my name is so and so,
we both know a mutual acquaintance, can I give you a competitive quote on your
garage liability insurance. Of course I said yes. When the quote came it was quoted
with only 3 employees when the agent knew there are 12 employees. If I did not
research the quote I would have considered changing agents. So a word to the wise
like always some things are not as they appear.